AND FINALLY

We’ve all been there during a city demo - nature calls and you wished a portaloo would magically materialise like the Tardis. For one protester at the students riot on Wednesday, he found a handy wall to piss against: the Headquarters of MI5, the secret intelligence service.

Met police watched him leave his territorial mark at the spy HQ, and when they requested identification, he shouted at them “I don’t have no ID card do I, fuck off I aint telling you who I am”.
It seems he got away with it and managed to merge back into the throng and disappear down Millbank. Obviously the spooks up in MI5 have got far bigger fish to fry than someone taking an errant leak.