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WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! IT'S YER CYCLE OF VIOLENCE...
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...And Finally...

The end of the world is fast approaching - that crazy Mayan calendar is rolling towards the finish line and even though they didn't manage to predict the end of their own civilization SchNEWS is confident that they're bang on the money when it comes to the end of ours.

And we're not alone in that belief, despite the fact that the Mayans never made it within a thousand miles of Bolivia, that country's Minister of External Affairs David Choquehuanca is planning to mark the occasion by banning Coca-Cola from the country. He announced "The twenty-first of December 2012 is the end of selfishness, of division. The twenty-first of December has to be the end of Coca-Cola and the beginning of mocochinche (a local peach-flavored soft drink)," He added "The planets will line up after 26,000 years. It is the end of capitalism and the beginning of communitarianism".

We'll have whatever it is you're drinking Dave!

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