The brand of pepper spray famously used by lieutenant Pike has been been getting nearly as much attention as the now-on-leave people fumigator himself. That’s definitely the case if you go by the number of positive reviews it’s received on Amazon.com (US buyers only we’re afraid, before anybody rushes to make any to be regretted drunken online card purchases).

On closer inspection though the reviews for this pepper should be taken with a grain of salt, including such gems as, “I just love this product! It makes for a kinder, gentler America. Now, when I hear the word “culture”, I reach for my pepper spray!!! And, I save $money on bullets, which In this economy is nothing to, you’ll pardon the expression, sneeze at.” and “When I wish to engage in chemical warfare against unarmed civilians, Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 is my go-to weapon.”

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