Rupert Murdoch is a commie... it’s official, well at least according to our friends on the various forums and facebook sites that make up the collective half-wit of the far-right. Just imagine returning home, exhausted from your efforts to hold the George Cross high and shout racist abuse while being showered with horse-shit by a bunch of communist homosexual freaks - only to find out that your favourite newspaper has a decidedly different take on events.

Hilariously the Sun Says op-ed piece on Monday blamed the ‘neo-Nazis’ of the EDL for dragging the flag ‘through the gutter’. This one fact did more to rile the knuckle-draggers of the March for England than any number of airborne bottles of piss.

In fact some of the EDLs intellectual vanguard are beginning to suspect that the redtops aren’t telling the whole truth (!), with one online marcher spouting “DONT BUY A F*CKING NEWSPAPER. IT SPOUTS THE SAME B*LLOCKS ALL THE TIME. TAKE A LEAF OUT OF LIVERPOOL. MOST OF THEM DONT BUY THE SUN ANYMORE SO BOYCOTT ALL NEWSPAPERS!”

Now lads – if you could just extend that (albeit slightly faulty) logic to all the “Muslamic suicide-nonce Sharia Law benefit fraud shame” stories that got you so riled up in the first place, then maybe we could all enjoy next years St George’s Day in peace...