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Crap Arrest of the Week

For being male and dressed in black...

A squat in Brixton was raided two weeks ago after a “male dressed in black” was alleged to have been seen spray painting graffiti nearby. The police forced their way inside, and when they discovered not one but five black clad males, confusing them confused them slightly. The police then found a police helmet in an empty bedroom and so decided to arrest every male in the house for handling stolen goods. Oddly, female house members where left alone (the cops must believe that the fairer sex are incapable of theft). Now the charges have been changed so that it wasn’t one male, but in fact five males spray-painting one spot.

All have been bailed and are now awaiting the verdict. Things were even worse for one house member, a Brazilian, who, after his nicking, is now in the process of being deported to Brazil.

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