For racial abusing himself...

An Oxford man was racially abused by two men whilst out driving with his six year old son. Unwilling to let it lie, he confronted the two racists and demanded that they clarify what they'd said. Being racist scumfucks, they obliged and called him a Paki again, adding "Get the bat out of the car". He then called the police, just as two Thames Valley Plod cycled past. He explained he'd been racially abused and threatened by the two.

One copper, clearly keener than he is bright, spoke to our hero - "I can arrest you for using the P word" - grabbed his arm aggressively and pulled him away. He asked asked the police to search the men's car for the bat that they had had threatened to attack him with. Luckily, before the police could follow their stupid threat with an even stupider nicking, several members of his family arrived on the scene as the police let the two men drive off.

He plans to make an official complaint. SchNEWS recommends suing the fuckers.