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Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) - the
man whose invasion of Norway failed because the Germans got
there first, and whose invasion of Ireland was called off
under pressure from the Americans. He taught the world how
to deal with dissidents and "uncivilised tribes"
by dropping mustard gas on the Kurds - the first use of weapons
of mass destruction. |
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher (1925 - 2003) - synonymous
with selfish me-me-me politics, the Poll Tax, the Falklands
War, yuppies, 'enterprise culture', the miners etc etc |
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Anthony Charles Lynton Blair (1953 - ?)
- A coward and a moral weakling who is susceptible to the
influence of deranged and intellectually retarded "superiors". |
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Oswald Mosley (1896 - 1980)
- upper class playboy and leader of the failed British Union
of Fascists party |
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Adam Smith (1723 – 1790) - Philosopher
and economist credited with inventing the concept of free
trade and market economics in his book "The Wealth of
Nations", though defended by some as simply describing,
not condoning these concepts. |
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Oliver Cromwell (1649-1658) -
Puritan, tyrant and killer of people. Possibly indirectly
responsible for the emergence of capitalism (the protestant
ethic or something). Invaded Ireland and responsible for much
of the conflict today. Banned Christmas!!! Redeeming feature:
killed monarch. |
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David Sainsbury (1940 - ) - epitome
of the creeping cancer within British Government. Outspoken
supporter and investor in GM technology and current Science
Minister. No conflict of interests there then. |
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Robert the Bruce (1274 - 1329) - bloodthirsty
murderer, who is celebrated today on the basis that his most
prominent victims were English. His invasion of Ireland, and
vicious blood-feuds in Scotland are rarely mentioned. |
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Edward Longshanks (1272-1307) - bloodthirsty
murderer, who is celebrated today on the basis that his most
prominent victims were Scottish. |
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Ian Paisley (1926 - ) - Fountain
of hate, Abu Hamza with a Dog Collar, why is he not banished
from preaching. If he were a Muslim the British propaganda
machine would have torn his character apart and then he would
be tortured in Cuba and imprisoned for life. |
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Robert Peel (1788 - 1850) - The man who
managed to obtain public funding for the biggest street-gang
in the country - the police! His uniformed Neanderthals have
roamed the country since. |
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Henry Morton Stanley (1841 -
1904) - The man responsible for most of the Africa's ills
to this day. Honored for of all things, finding a single white
man (the only other white person in inland Africa) from amongst
several thousand black people plus his very large retinue
(with the help of hundreds of press-ganged guides, porters,
and interpreters). How long would you take to find an outlandishly
attired green man in England? |
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Michael Howard (1941 - )
- godfather of the Criminal Justice Bill, just the man having
once said "I know what causes crime; criminals!".
Simple! |
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Captain Cook (1728-1779)
- Hoisting the jolly roger for British imperial colonisation
and picking up some choice booty along the way. |
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'Hanging' Judge Jeffreys (1648
- 1689) - made a name for himself by hanging most of
the rebels who had fought against the reign of James II in
the 17th century |
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Matthew Hopkins (1620's - 1647)
- Perhaps the most famous witch hunter of 17th century Britain.
During his short career he had between 200 and 400 people
executed for witchcraft. |
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John Lennon (1940 – 1980)
- The racist, misogynistic, misanthropic author of the most
turgid slice of doggerel ever to pass itself off as a vision
of utopia: 'Imagine'. The line 'Imagine no possessions' might
have been believable coming from someone who had a few less
millions. His publicity-seeking antics embarrassed the movement
against war in Vietnam, and the kicking he gave to his best
friend Stuart Sutcliffe probably contributed to the poor lad's
death from a brain haemorrhage a couple of years later. So
he was a murderer as well. |
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Prince Philip (1921-) - The
epitome of arrogance, ignorance, a toff whose racist remarks
should have had him exiled to work in a sweatshop in India
many years ago. A shame of our nation. We should make an example
of him...who wouldn't like to see him being chased by a pack
of hounds? |
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Lord Elgin (1766-1841) I'd
have to say that another worst Briton is Lord Elgin, who was
partly responsible for the Opium Wars in china. the Chinese
didn't want opium grown in their country but the brits wanted
it for trading(surprise, surprise) so on a diplomatic visit
to the Chinese palace thingy, he started a fire which burnt
it down. What a selfish cunt, statesmen never change do they?? |
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Julie Burchill (1959 - )
- And let's not forget Julie Burchill. This hippo-like coke-head
Tory and failed parent spends most of her time writing self-righteous
rants that the Guardian publishes in order to be 'ironic'.
Only a posturing Middle Class wanker would really think it's
romantic to have a shit life and have to work in a factory
for shit wages, so there you go. |
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Paul Dacre (1949 - ) - As
editor of the Daily Hate Mail he's partly responsible for
the increasing level of racial tension in this country and
making the right-wing petty bourgeoisie think that they actually
have an intelligent viewpoint, which they obviously don't.
Oh yeah, and my mum reads the fucking mail and I have to listen
to the shit she reads in that rag, so hang the bastard! And
get Tichmarsh to dig his grave and throw him in after...sorry,
I've had a boring day!! |
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Other Nominees |
Rebecca Wade - Editor of the Sun,
nuff said.
Jack Straw - Protects our freedoms by taking them away and
gave the cops "special powers" to keep us all
safe.
Jeremy Clarkson - for services to
the environment. |
