Home | Friday 3rd April 2009 | Issue 671
CRAPPING ARREST OF THE WEEK
For giving a shit about the bank crisis...
What do you do when you feel a rumbling in the guts and there's two thousand cops between you and the nearest khazi? One old punk the felt the call of nature in the kettle near the Bank of England on Wednesday but no sooner had he dropped his keks and started to strain than he was snatch-squadded by twenty cops, no doubt to be whisked away somewhere with en-suite facilities.