We were momentarily concerned to learn that apparently huge numbers of 'Le Freaks' from the EDL were now into Kung Fu Fighting, but fortunately it turns out there not they're not the rhythmless numskulls of the English Defence League but the rhythm-ful rogues at the English Disco Lovers group (some of them probably with numb skulls for entirely different reasons).

The 'Chic'y beggars have nicked the racists acronym and are using it to promote equality, respect and, er, disco. With their cunningly-named website, www.edl.me - which spoofs the look and ridiculous slogans of its target - they are leading the Defence League on a merry dance, and aim to turn them ‘upside down’ by replacing them on the top of Google searches for EDL.

They already passed the EDL's meagre 15,000 facebook followers on Feb 5th and now have more than doubled that. Now that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we like it...

So 'get down tonight' to www.facebook.com/englishdiscolovers, and the disco dream will survive and be stayin' alive into the (Donna) summer and beyond...