Failbook Fascists Plan to Siege Cable Street

Following the implosion of the EDL, there's a new, old far right group in town. The New British Union of Fascists are a hilarious mock-up of Mosleyite mannequins. In fact they love nothing better than dressing up in a blackshirt and a Sam Browne belt and pushing Britain forward into the brave new world of the 1940s.

In a tip of the hat to Oswald's finest hour the New British Union are planning a march on Cable St. No date or time has yet been arranged but you can rest assured that there will be no shortage of anti-fascists willing to don flat caps, tweed waistcoats and half bricks to give their re-enactment a truly authentic touch.

Unfortunately the white heat of 1930s technology proved no match for 21st Century cyberhackers. The names, locations, emails and contact numbers of all their 'leaders' have been distributed over the internet. Their Facebook page has also been mercilessly hacked down.