NAZI PORNSTAR KNOB CAKE SHAME

Ok - so across Europe the far-right are on a bit of an upswing - that's nothing to laugh about. But the fate of the the second in command of Germany's largest ultra-right party, the NPD will perhaps raise a smile.

Peter Marx (presumably no relation) had to throw in the towel after getting caught out attending a social gathering where the piece-de-resistance was a penis shaped cake. The icing on the phallic sponge was that accompanying Peter for the evening was porn star Kitty Blair (nee Ina Groll).

Kitty had been enthuisiasticaly pursued by the men with stiff right arms as political viagra. Facebook likes went through the roof, bolstered by saucy poses outside polling booths and online rants gainst all parasitic non-Germans-living-in-Germany. Her slogan? "nationalism can be sexy too".

Unfortunatley for the happy couple - footage of one Kitty's previous starring roles began circulating that showed that she wasn't quite as discriminating against non-Aryans as the party's mass base might like.

Peter's resignation followed shortly.