For being lippy with a beard...

A hunt sab was arrested on Thursday at a Surrey Union pre-season meet. Brighton sabs were waiting by the kennels when hunt members forced them to move using the "ger 'orf moi land" private property clause. The sabs had moved to the public footpath when the local cops showed up and asked them to remove face coverings.

Although most of the sabs were masked up, our hero's facial features were covered only by his beard. He told police "it's not a face covering, it's my beard and it's the only one I've got." The sab went on to question how private a public footpath is these days, until the cops got tired of having their authority questioned and nicked him under a more than slightly dubious use of section 50 of PACE.