....for failing to get away on yer toy scooter

One from Down Under this week.  A man from Kingscliff in New South Wales got busted after covering his local cop-shop in graffiti stating amongst other things that "Kingsy Boyz Rule" and "Dumb Cops".  He also sprayed all the CCTV in the area to foil evidence gatherers. He then tried to make his escape on a toy scooter, getting nearly 300 yards before the boys in blue caught up with him. Not that he gave up without a fight - two of the cops were injured in the ensuing dust-up.  Inspector Brendon Cullen described his actions as "quite irrational, particularly with police being in the building at the time." And the age of our delinquent hero?  Not a month under sixty one.