The recent opening of Cabot Circus, a new mega mall in Bristol, proved that despite the collapse of global capitalism, there is still the will to spend money you don't have on things you don't need.

In response to the creeping "over-consumerisation and the homogenisation of city centres", activists turned up to the grand opening... as a shambling zombie horde. They said, "In recent times government & commerce tried to turn us into mindless consumers - time to show them what horrors their policies have spawned."

Around 40 people in full undead regalia invaded the centre. Their drooling and gurning bewildered security and police, it not yet being illegal to possess a sense of humour.

Possibly the only action ever when being on ketamine would be a good idea! See for yerself at www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5CkbUc_gs&feature=related