HOMES ALONE

The ever helpful Daily Telegraph is providing an invaluable service for squatters with a taste for the high life with their new feature “Selling Up”. The guide helpfully lists properties whose owners have jumped ship and “voted with their feet” since the election.

Currently lying invitingly vacant are are a range of charming country cottages and stunning town houses worth up to £1.4 million. Check out the pics on the website (www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertypicturegalleries/7750520/Selling-up-on-the-market-since-the-election.html) to find yer nearest swanky vacant just begging to be cracked.