AND FINALLY

Shocking news from this years DSEi (see SchNEWS 788) – a gun was stolen from one of the exhibition's stalls on Friday 16th, worryingly the identity of the thief is unknown and the handgun has not been recovered. Though the Metropolitan Police are 'continuing their enquiries' the weapon could be anywhere. It is feared that if it falls into the wrong hands it could be used to kill people.

Unfortunately potential witnesses were too busy torturing political prisoners to death to notice anything unusual..