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New Royal Wedding Souvenir Teatowel
Sorry - All Sold Out
Some people are cashing in on the royal wedding with gratuitous, opportunistic, unofficial merchandise. Er - including SchNEWS... Re-live the magic of Wills and Kate's special day everytime you wash up your greasy plates with this special edition teatowel produced by SchNEWS. Sure to be a prized collector's item after these parasites have all been beheaded in a bloody revolution.
We're all sold out of these now. If you want to persuade us to make some more then give it a go - mail@schnews.org.uk |
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