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Wills and Kate announce wedding - Who Gives A Shit?
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18th November 2010 | Issue 748 - WILLS AND KATE ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT - and SchNEWS asks the same the question the rest of the nation is asking: Who Gives A Shit?


The Papal tour of Britain
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17th September 2010 | Issue 739 - The pope tours Britain amid the child abuse scandals tearing through the Catholic church.

The World Cup is back on. Don't get your hopes up.
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11th June 2010 | Issue 726 - We don't do sport - but incessant repeats of 1966 '...they think it's all over - it is now...' can only mean one thing: it's the World Cup.

Buy Nothing Day
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27th November 2009 | Issue 701 - BUY BUY CRUEL WORLD - It's Buy Nothing Day, and no better time than to order a complete set of SchNEWS annuals for only £9.99...

Michael Jackson RIP - SchNEWS' moving tribute to the king of pop...
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3rd July 2009 | Issue 682 - Michael Jackson RIP - SchNEWS' moving tribute to the king of pop...

The 5th Horseman Of The Apocalypse - Apathy
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6th March 2009 | Issue 667 - FOOLS RUSH IN - Momentum is building up for protests against the G20 Summit next month in London. With four horsemen of the apocalypse about to descend on the city of London, we're worried about the fifth...

Fluoride - just grin and bear it
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20th June 2008 | Issue 636- ALONG FOR FLUORIDE - The UK government is intent on expanding the fluoridisation of drinking water, but yet all medical evidence is clearly against this 'forced mass medication'. So why are they doing it?

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16th May 2008 | Issue 632- SECTS AND THE CITY - As police crack down on protesters at London anti-Scientlogy demo...

Trashzilla - the monster from the trash vortex
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15th Feb 2008 | Issue 620 - GARBAGE GAIA - this is not a bad horror b-movie script: there is a monster slick of degrading plastic matter which floats just under the surface of the Pacific Ocean. No plastic doesn't 'biodegrade', it simply breaks down to smaller particles - which are toxic to marine life.


Sheep on a farm in conspiracy theory shocker
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26th Oct 2007 | Issue 608 - Sheep on a farm in conspiracy shocker!


Tony Benn remembers Peterloo
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What's Peterloo? - click here

5th Oct 2007 | Issue 605 - PARLIA-MENT-AL - A-to-B march banned as UK Junta cracks down in show of solidarity with Burmese Government...

As climate chaos looms and action is needed, who you gonna call?
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9th February 2007 | Issue 575 - THE TIDE IS NIGH - As climate chaos looms and action is needed, who you gonna call?

X-Tortion - credit brokers
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24th November 2006 | Issue 570 - KISS OF DEBT - It’s Buy Nothing Day this Saturday (25th November), but with £1,300,000,000,000 of consumer debt in the UK, it would appear that the zombies in the malls aren’t listening.

V For Vendetta goes to the Anarchist Bookfair
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20th October 2006 | Issue 565 - BLACK BOOK BLOC - As another Anarchist Bookfair comes around...

As a malignant plague takes over the Earth
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9th June 2006 | Issue 547 - PRICKS AND MORTAR - Placing an even greater burden on dwindling water supplies, bureaucrats have come up with a scheme to build another 200,000 new houses in the South East by 2020, with government white-coats showing their dry wit by claiming that the new builds will only need an increase of 0.1% of water usage. Either way this plan is madness considering there are currently 84,000 empty properties in the South East, and almost 730,000 nationally.

Thierry Henry - "Hey Bobby, what's French for 'It's kicking off'...?"
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24th March 2006 | Issue 537 - GAUL TO ARMS - Last Saturday over a million took to the streets across France, coming just two days after 300,000 had done the same nationally. This week 70 campuses have been partially or totally shut down and some 800 high schools are also striking. In some places the youth of the suburbs whose rioting spread across the country last October (see SchNEWS 520) have joined forces with students.

George Galloway

20th Jan 2006 | Issue 528 - George Galloway does anything for Big Brother...


Respect to the underage ASBO sin-bin massive

13th Jan 2006 | Issue 527 - ‘NUFF RESPECT - Big up the respec’ agenda - ASBO massive in da house. The Respect agenda – what’s it all about? Could it be an attempt to head off the Tories in the headlong rush to the right? In fact it’s a cobbled together manifesto of rehashed ideas which exposes the neo-Labour project as the kneejerk crackdown conservatism it actually is.

If the Romans used nuclear power....
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25th November 2005 | Issue 522 - OVER-REACTING - Just when you thought it could get no worse, Neo Labour goes nuclear. The whispering campaign around the push for nuclear power has been gaining momentum since last year. Until then Britain’s nuclear programme seemed to have been largely written off as the costly and dangerous failure it was. Nobody even knows how to safely decommission the power stations already built or store the radioactive waste already produced. Britain’s nuclear power programme was historically dogged with safety issues, radioactive contamination and massive overspend.

Election special

13th Jan 2006 | Issue 496 - X-Orcism - The charade has come full circle again. Every four years this sham of democracy bids us to “choose”, to take our part in the decision-making process. X marks the spot.

Incinerators - heavy metal release of the year....

11th March 2005 | Issue 488 - BURN AND BREAD - The rubbish from the Brighton area is currently being landfilled near Newhaven. Now, with this filling up, plans are for a massive incinerator in Newhaven, belching out heavy metals and toxic gasses.

Thatcher recalls the heady days of the Miners Strikes
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5th March 2004 | Issue 444 - MINER SURGERY - On March 1st, 1984, Margaret Thatcher announced the closure of Cortonwood colliery in Yorkshire - signaling her government’s determination to ram through a massive programme of pit closures and destroy the power of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Miners had no choice but to fight, or see their lives and communities devastated. The longest major industrial battle in British history had begun - a battle that still defines the political landscape of today.

The Consumption Chain

20th February 2004 | Issue 442 - SHOP ‘TIL THEY DROP - It's a race to the bottom as supermarkets control food distribution in Britain...


Menwith Hill listening in...

13th June 2003 | Issue 410 - MENWITH BALLS - It’s the largest electronic monitoring station in the world. The Big Brother of all global spy installations, it’s gigantic golf balls listening in on our every word. The Menwith Hill spy base near Harrogate in North Yorkshire, is run by America’s National Security Agency (NSA), part of their global network of spy bases, which monitors the world’s communications and relays information back to NSA HQ at Fort Meade in Maryland, USA.


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Jolly Roger Press
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Jolly Roger Press -
SchNEWS's take on an anarchist publishing house catalogue produced for the Anarchist Bookfair, Issue 608 - October 2007 (Download PDF - 970kb)

Blair Mugshot
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Blair Charge Sheet
- as Blair leaves, we look at his record - Issue 594, June 2007 (Click Here)

Rave Casualty Support Group
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Barrio Social Centre - What's On Guide - SchNEWS looks at a typical British social centre. Issue 573 - Jan 2007. (Download PDF - 220kb)

Upper Crust - from the spoof festival guide
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Spoof Festival Guide
- close to the bone parody of UK festival scene produced for Big Green Gathering, Issue 553 - August 2006. (Download PDF - 2.2meg)

Winston get a mohawk - Mayday 2000
SchNEWS Worst Britain
- produced for the Peace De Resistance book in 2003 (Click Here)

Are You Really Green? - questionnaire produced for the Big Green Gathering 2007 (not yet available)