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Dubya goes onto the garbage heap of history
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7th November 2008 | Issue 654 - George W Bush goes onto the garbage heap of history. This is officially SchNEWS's last graphic about W. Good riddance to him.

Bush goes troppo in Africa
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22nd February 2008 | Issue 608 - THE BEST AID PLANS - Bush has finished his tour of Africa, full of offers of aid. But the aid is in the form of contracts for US corporations...
Trinny advises Bush not to bomb Iran
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26th Oct 2007 | Issue 608 - What Not To War...


9-11 - Bush in Alien conspiracy shocker
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8th September 2006 | Issue 559 - TRUTH-ACHE - It’s the big fight over ‘the truth’. In the blue corner we have the US government’s official version of 9-11 events and in all the other corners we have proponents of various ‘conspiracy’ theories. But in these days of governments caught telling outright lies about WMDs etc, and a massive groundswell of cynicism about any official pronouncement - just what is a conspiracy theory? What happens when ‘common sense’ is hijacked and the fringe goes mainstream?
Yo Blair....
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21st July 2006 | Issue 552 - GUNS AND MOSES -
Appetite for Destruction in Lebanon’s Paradise City - Israel’s military attack against Lebanon is the latest in an endless series of aggressive wars the country has waged against its Arab and Persian neighbours...

Another offensive cartoon designed to incite hatred
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10th February 2006 | Issue 531

Hong Kong Phooey at the WTO meeting
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9th December 2005 | Issue 524 - HONG KONG PHOOEY - WTO Ministerial Conference Circus Hits Hong Kong - “The rhetoric of the WTO may be free trade, but its key agreements promote corporate monopoly.” - Walden Bello, Focus on the Global South


I Want That One
4th November 2005 | Issue 519 - IRAN-MONGERS - “The push by the UK, France and Germany to refer Iran to the UN Security Council, while rooted in the language of diplomacy, is really nothing less than an act of war.” - Scott Ritter; former Chief UN Weapons-inspector in Iraq.



As Bush gets to know his counterpart in oil-rich Uzbekistan
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20th May 2005 | Issue 498 - LET THEM EAT LEAD -’d think the White House would be condemning the dictatorial Uzbek government, who this week have been busy murdering hundreds of their own people. A spokesman simply murmured that the regime should “exercise caution and restraint”, nothing more

Son Of Star Wars

22nd April 2005 | Issue 494 - ROCKET ROULETTE - “It’s politically sensitive, but it’s going to happen,” sneered Commander-in-chief of US Space command, Joseph W. Ashy “We’re going to fight from space and we’re going to fight into space.”

Star Wars is back - and this time it's for real...

Grow Your Own Noxious Weed
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28th January 2005 | Issue 482 - GROWING DISSENT - “Seeds are the software - and we have the seeds.” - Anonymous corporate seed company executive. With agriculture providing the main source of income for two and a half billion people the effects of biotechnology are immense. Farmers across the world are being locked into a cycle of dependency on biotechnology companies, who of course just want to help them to feed the world.

George Bush ponders the environment, perhaps for the first time....
27th Feb 2004 | Issue 443 - PENTA-GONER - A report issued by a Pentagon think-tank argues that it is climate change that “should be elevated beyond a scientific debate to a US national security concern.”
GW Bush visits the UK

14th Nov 2003 | Issue 431 - As GW Bush visits Britain


Bush gets a rousing reception in Thailand
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31st October 2003 | Issue 429 - SIAM OLD STORY - SchNEWS reckons that before he was president, the furthest George W had ever been from his ranch was Disneyland. Recently several countries including Thailand and the Philippines played host to his imperial convoy, and did their best to show him some good clean neo-liberal fun.

In Money We Trust
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29th August 2003 | Issue 420 - AGRI-VULTURES - Battle lines being drawn, accusations flying, corporations spewing propaganda, humanity threatened – it seems all’s going according to plan for the WTO Ministerial Meeting that begins in less than two weeks in Cancun, Mexico.


Full Spectrum Dominance

14th February 2003 | Issue 392 - IRAQ AND RUIN - “Why of course the people don’t want war…But after all it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship …Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they’re being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.”
-Hermann Goering, Nuremberg, 1946

"Take Me To Your Leader"

7th February 2003 | Issue 391 - WASTE OF SPACE - Not content with being the world’s only superpower, the USA wants to extend its military might to achieve what it so bashfully calls “Full Spectrum Dominance”, which will mean backing up it’s dominance on earth by building up it’s weapons in space.

Essential Oils

10th Jan 2003| Issue 387 - OIL DRUMS OF WAR

Axis Of Oil
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15th Nov 2002 | Issue 381 - AXIS OF OIL


"With friends like this who needs enemies?"
"With friends like these who needs enemies"

7th December 2001 | Issue 334 - FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE - With Russian part of the international “war against terrorism”, the plight of ordinary Chechens caught up in Russia’s very own “war against terrorism” is still falling on deaf ears. Now the West merely ‘disagrees’ with Russia’s bombing of the country back into the dark ages...




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Jolly Roger Press
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Jolly Roger Press -
SchNEWS's take on an anarchist publishing house catalogue produced for the Anarchist Bookfair, Issue 608 - October 2007 (Download PDF - 970kb)

Blair Mugshot
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Blair Charge Sheet
- as Blair leaves, we look at his record - Issue 594, June 2007 (Click Here)

Rave Casualty Support Group
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Barrio Social Centre - What's On Guide - SchNEWS looks at a typical British social centre. Issue 573 - Jan 2007. (Download PDF - 220kb)

Upper Crust - from the spoof festival guide
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Spoof Festival Guide
- close to the bone parody of UK festival scene produced for Big Green Gathering, Issue 553 - August 2006. (Download PDF - 2.2meg)

Winston get a mohawk - Mayday 2000
SchNEWS Worst Britain
- produced for the Peace De Resistance book in 2003 (Click Here)

Are You Really Green? - questionnaire produced for the Big Green Gathering 2007 (not yet available)